who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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