Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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