problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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