I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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