just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
last night I used snow as a chaser
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