You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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