if you like me you must not know who I am
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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