I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she told me i tasted like america
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Randomize
