totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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