i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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