just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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