his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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