Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I am naked and annoyed.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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