im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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