I don't think brook has ever known best
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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