Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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