hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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