she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
In America we eat man semen.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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