my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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