I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Randomize
