Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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