I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I had to cum in my sink.
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