But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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