Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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