why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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