3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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