Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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