can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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