he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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