She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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