There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
