those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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