pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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