YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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