No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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