I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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