so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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