So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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