love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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