We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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