so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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