i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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