Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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