pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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