That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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