He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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