I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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