Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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