i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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