Betty ford says i'm here all night
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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