I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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