How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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