i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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