You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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